> Beans: Eject tape.
You were so certain you hit the "record" button the instant you realized your WATCHFUL EYES bore witness to a real, genuine ALIEN BROADCAST.
Such, obvious, beautiful proof of the origin and correctness of your THEORIES, gone in an instant!
But it doesn't matter. TIME will prove your THEORIES correct.
You're simply ahead of the curve, and the rest of the WORLD may not yet be prepared for the TRUTH.
In the meanwhile, you'll mentally steel yourself against the inevitable accusations of NUTTINESS and INSANITY.
You should, sooner rather than later, begin erecting BLAST-PROOF WALLS around your LABYRINTHINE PSYCHE, impenetrable by PHILISTINE MOCKERY.