> Beans: Grab hammer to use as weapon later.
You aren't the type to threaten others with HEAD, CHEST, or KNEECAP BUSTINGS, but you have no problem with setting up BOOBY TRAPS to BUST intruders on your behalf.
Look, MILLIONS of SMACKAROONS are on the line here and you're shaping up to be a real TARGETED INDIVIDUAL today.
It's time to GET REAL about securing your PROPERTY.
In any case, this HAMMER could be a useful part of a BOOBY TRAP. There are nails everywhere. You just need to know where to look.