> Beans: Check cooler.
There isn't anything noteworthy in here aside from...
...The BLANK VHS TAPE upon which you thought you recorded a GENUINE ALIEN BROADCAST, which has no use to you anymore, unless you're lucky enough to catch another.
...The HAMSTER WHEEL upon which your precious, now dead-as-a-doornail GOBS would sprint for MINUTES, HOURS, and sometimes entire DAYS at a time, without WATER, FOOD, or REST.
...And last, but not least, your SPECIAL LOCKBOX containing some ARTIFACTS and PRECISION INSTRUMENTS intended to be used during tomorrow's TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE. You consider yourself a SCIENTIST, and that means you're gonna put your own THEORIES to the test. Not because you doubt yourself, but because you know you're right.
But none of these things will help you build a BOOBY TRAP.