STRANGE ATTRACTOR

Beans: Bite your finger and paint a red smiley on the wall.

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That is something only a CRAZED INDIVIDUAL would do, and you're not CRAZY. It's time for you to CALM DOWN.

The idea is seductive, though. If the SECONDS TWINS were to stumble upon a few BLOOD SMILEYS splattered across the wall, their MINDS would be so maximally FREAKED that they'd never set foot near your TREEHOUSE (or you) ever again.

...But then they'd tell everyone about how CRAZY you are, and you're not CRAZY.

You should really stop gazing at your juicy lil' finger and think more about returning your rentals to DICK'S FLICKS.

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