> Beans: Explain your inventory system.
You, like anyone else in the world, possess perfectly normal and convenient POCKETS, with the standard 4 SLOTS.
You're not sure what needs explaining. You've never had reason to think about it before. Your POCKETS simply work as anyone would expect.
But now that you think about it, you do sometimes get a weird feeling about the stuff you store in your POCKETS, as if something's happening to them while you aren't paying attention. Like the stuff you put in isn't exactly the same stuff you take out.
...That's CRAZY TALK. Your pockets are normal, and so are you.