> Anno: Insult Kalpa's riddling skills.
Dialog
ANNO:Your riddles suck. Why should I solve a riddle that sucks.
KALPA:What?? I worked hard on that riddle, rat!
ANNO:You JUST told me you "slapped it together."
KALPA:The slapping together lasted an incomprehensibly long time.
ANNO:You spent a long time slapping together a flawed pile of verbal doo doo.
ANNO:And you've given me absolutely nothing concrete to work with.
ANNO:All you did was tell me I'm looking for something I saw two Mondays ago.
KALPA:That's pretty concrete. So what's your problem?
ANNO:How the hell am I supposed to remember what happened one whole Monday ago, let alone two?
KALPA:By using your brain, rat.
ANNO:I don't remember a god damn thing about the Monday before last. Must have been a really boring and uneventful Monday.
ANNO:A truly unimportant Monday in every way.
KALPA:Congratulations! You remembered something.
ANNO:So have I solved the riddle? Am I under arrest? Am I free to go?
KALPA:Are you kidding me? You haven't solved the riddle and I'm not the one keeping you stuck here.