You're not sure about that. What if you gave someone some REALLY BAD ADVICE and then they died? Or worse?
Who are you kidding? You're probably light-years more qualified to dispense advice than this June lady.
You're going to march right up to the local newspaper office and give THEM some advice: Fire June, because you're full of it (that is, advice) and you're eager to drop your TRUTH NUKES atop the heads of all the local problem-havers. The public will eat it up like LITTLE PIGGIES and you'll be responsible for ushering in a new era of problemlessness.