STRANGE ATTRACTOR

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BEANS:...More specifically, a hyperintelligent alien BEAST that's been sleeping for exactly 1.78 billion years as of the next total solar eclipse!

BEANS:Which happens to be tomorrow!

BEANS:Every time it has a wet dream, its emissions are collected by machines built by the upper echelons of its sick race...

BEANS:...You following me here?

ANNO:Well, I...

BEANS:Okay, sweet.

BEANS:So they harvest buttloads of time crystals left over from advanced planetary civilizations that have fallen into ruin.

BEANS:Then they feed 'em all to the beast, which is the size of a whole galaxy, by the way.

BEANS:I know that sounds impossibly huge, but bear with me.

BEANS:It digests the crystals by using the black hole at the center of its body, and that's where we come in.

BEANS:OUR world is inside that black hole, and every time one of the time crystals are eaten...

BEANS:...the world gets more screwed up.

ANNO:"Screwed up?" That's vague.

BEANS:Trust me, it's a technical term.

BEANS:You clearly need to brush up on the absolute basics of AN.E.T. before I get too deep into that stuff.

BEANS:The easiest way I can describe it is that once the world is TOO screwed-up, the beast's emissions reservoir will be completely dried up.

BEANS:That's the point where it wakes up and starts doing... something.

BEANS:The only thing I haven't figured out yet is what happens when it wakes up tomorrow.

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