You've never been the kind of guy to possess, seek out, or deal in, MARBLES. Therefore, there's a sum total of ZERO MARBLES you reserve the right to reacquire.
But if said MARBLES were to, hypothetically, contain answers to questions you constantly ask yourself, you'd change your tune in a heartbeat.
Questions like: What doth life? Why do you exist? Why do little assholes like the Seconds twins insist on adding stress and misery to your life in particular?
Why did a GRAND THEORY that's totally gonna summon millions of SMACKAROONS get beamed into your head all at once?
Maybe you're special.