Superb idea.
If you make the right sounds and movement, you could acquire RECRUIT CROWS to assist you in your IMPORTANT MISSION.
You'll order them to figure out the present location of the SECONDS TWINS and report back here, where your lazy ass will remain planted. You're pretty sure they're smart enough to follow commands.
You start emitting raspy "caw" sounds while flapping your arms and moving around like a CHICKEN. You're pretty sure they're too dumb to understand the difference.
It seems your techniques are attracting new potential RECRUIT CROWS.