There must be something in your pockets that'll distract the crows long enough for you to make a clean getaway and renounce your avian-ignorant ways.
You consider tossing the BLACK HEART PENDANT. It's quite shiny. You have no doubt the CROWS would fight each other over it.
However, you'd prefer to know exactly where that thing is at all times until you understand where it came from and why you're filled with PROFOUND DREAD every time you think about it.