If the local CROWS have been acting like this, you aren't surprised someone around here would have been provoked into initiating some sort of BIRD MASSACRE sooner or later. Wouldn't have been you, though.
Sure, you experience VIOLENT URGES, but you're not CRAZY. You tend to keep them under control. Unless, of course, you think it'd be funny. Or useful, like when someone is standing between you and a cold, frosty, unrealistically-satisfying 12-ounce unit of DR PHD.
Whoever's responsible for killing hundreds of CROWS and dumping them down some poor asshole's CHIMNEY surely exhibits a MARBLE DEFICIT greater in scale than this one guy you know.