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Now is the time. The bath must commence. Use the bar of soap and clean as thoroughly as possible with this antiquated cleaning mechanism. Soak, lather, rinse. These green lines that follow you shall be eliminated so your quest may begin. https://strange-attractor.net/misc/donalds_dinner/donalds ...

Check the temperature of bath to make sure you dont steam yourself https://strange-attractor.net/misc/donalds_dinner/donalds_dinner_7.gif You check the temperature with grace and precision like the REFINED DUCK you are. It's perfect. Absolutely perfect. You'll not so easily STEAM, BLANCH, or BOIL ...

think about how you would decorate the place, then about what you would eat at restaurant then go brush your teeth so your breath doesn't stink https://strange-attractor.net/misc/donalds_dinner/donalds_dinner_6a.gif Whoa, whoa whoa! A DUCK like you can only handle one thing at a time. You don't ...

Your green lines are becoming UNACCEPTABLE. With the dirty clothes taken care of, start the process of filling the bath. Use this time while it's filling to start to find some form of shampoo for your GLORIOUS PLUMAGE. https://strange-attractor.net/misc/donalds_dinner/donalds_dinner_5.png Blinded ...

The comic will not progress until DONALD DUCK gets DINNER. https://strange-attractor.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9 Another thing is that the next update features a new character, a new detailed location, and so on, so there's Loading Time to consider. I actually have the next 9 or so pages written and ...

no nearby dirty clothes bin? next logical step, flush em down the toilet. https://strange-attractor.net/misc/donalds_dinner/donalds_dinner_4.png There you go. Now you're ready to scrub off all that DUCK MUSK. But now your toilet is clogged with your one and only set of PAJAMAS. Thing is, you'll ...

Hermit the Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:46 pm take a bath, stimnky

You definitely have the time for a DEEP SOAK. A bird of your stature knows the time by HEART, never by CLOCK.

But before you rid yourself of your DUCK MUSK, you better rid yourself of those PAJAMAS.

he stinks, he doesnt deserve dinner https://strange-attractor.net/misc/donalds_dinner/donalds_dinner_2.png That BROAD sure didn't think so. But then again, you were pretty TRASHED. Maybe you did reek. Deserving or not, you're going to get your god damn DINNER, if you can manage to get yourself ...

https://strange-attractor.net/misc/donalds_dinner/donalds_dinner_1.png Your name is DONALD DUCK. Some BROAD you met at a bar took pity upon your FOWL SOUL and invited you to DINNER. You just woke up from some HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE, you're still in your PAJAMAS, and you reek of DUCK MUSK. Better ...

You're right! Thanks for pointing that out. It should be fixed now!

Interactive update pages, at the moment, have their headers hard-coded into the page, and I forgot to update them when I added the forum link to the header template.

"> Anno: Put the sunglasses back on and talk to Kalpa." https://strange-attractor.net/140

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What? I can't hear you. I'm listening to some COOL TUNES, and I bet you've been listening to some as well. Share music you've been enjoying lately. Mixes, albums, singles, or maybe even your OWN music. (Self-promotion is coolest in limited doses, so show off your best stuff!) Use the [media] BBCode ...

New to the forum? Ask yourself: 1. Are you some kind of SICK FREAK? 2. Have you been, or do you intend to be, imprisoned for federal crimes? 3. What's your street address, telephone number, and credit card number? (Don't forget about those cool little extra numbers on the back of the card.) ...But ...

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