STRANGE ATTRACTOR FORUM

Your name is DONALD DUCK.

Some BROAD you met at a bar took pity upon your FOWL SOUL and invited you to DINNER.

You just woke up from some HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE, you're still in your PAJAMAS, and you reek of DUCK MUSK.

Better prepare yourself for DINNER. Where will you start?

he stinks, he doesnt deserve dinner

verybigGlob wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2026 6:52 pm he stinks, he doesnt deserve dinner

That BROAD sure didn't think so.

But then again, you were pretty TRASHED. Maybe you did reek.

Deserving or not, you're going to get your god damn DINNER, if you can manage to get yourself moving.

take a bath, stimnky

Hermit the Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:46 pm take a bath, stimnky

You definitely have the time for a DEEP SOAK. A bird of your stature knows the time by HEART, never by CLOCK.

But before you rid yourself of your DUCK MUSK, you better rid yourself of those PAJAMAS.

no nearby dirty clothes bin? next logical step, flush em down the toilet.

verybigGlob wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2026 6:09 am no nearby dirty clothes bin? next logical step, flush em down the toilet.

There you go. Now you're ready to scrub off all that DUCK MUSK.

But now your toilet is clogged with your one and only set of PAJAMAS.

Thing is, you'll soon be able to afford the services of a PIPES EXPERT. You were recently hired by a SHADY COMPANY to help them cook up something new. That's 'cause you're one of the best idea guys out there.

You haven't been told when your FIRST SHIFT is supposed to be, but you're expecting the RECRUITER to hit you up again soon.

The RECRUITER said you were a DUCK full of POTENTIAL, worth PLUCKING out of a pool of THOUSANDS, and that working for their company would fill you with even more POTENTIAL. You liked the SOUND OF THAT.

They also said the job came with a swell APARTMENT. And by golly it is!

Your green lines are becoming UNACCEPTABLE. With the dirty clothes taken care of, start the process of filling the bath. Use this time while it's filling to start to find some form of shampoo for your GLORIOUS PLUMAGE.

saverofhumens wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 12:23 am Your green lines are becoming UNACCEPTABLE. With the dirty clothes taken care of, start the process of filling the bath. Use this time while it's filling to start to find some form of shampoo for your GLORIOUS PLUMAGE.

Blinded by the excitement of moving into a new COMPANY-FUNDED LUXURY APARTMENT, you forgot to purchase a bottle of DUCK-POO. Looks like you're gonna have to make do with some crummy BAR SOAP the previous tenant left behind.

Alas, this does put a damper on your chances of your DATE escalating beyond mere DINNER. Maybe that BROAD is fond of SOAP-SCUMMED FEATHERS.

You have plenty of TIME to kill while the tub fills up.

You could soak up the LUXURY VIBES of your LUXURY APARTMENT in the meantime.

think about how you would decorate the place, then about what you would eat at restaurant then go brush your teeth so your breath doesn't stink

Ciel wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 10:54 am think about how you would decorate the place, then about what you would eat at restaurant then go brush your teeth so your breath doesn't stink

Whoa, whoa whoa! A DUCK like you can only handle one thing at a time. You don't wanna stress yourself out too much before DINNER.

But now that you think about it, you aren't even sure what's on the MENU. You vaguely recall that BROAD telling you what she wanted for DINNER, but she pronounced it like her mouth was crammed full of MASHED POTATOES.



Your LUXURY APARTMENT, while not yet chock-full of your preferred DECOR, does feature a DINOSAUR MASTERPIECE, your dearest ARTISTIC POSSESSION.

It reflects the deepest, darkest part of your FOWL SOUL. It represents a MORE DESIRABLE YOU from a MORE DESIRABLE PAST.

No, you didn't paint it yourself. You paid some SCHMUCK a few apartments down some CHUMP CHANGE to paint it for you in RECORD TIME.

Yes, the subject matter is disturbing, but that's the way it should be.

That BROAD'll totally see it, go "Ooooh, mama, that's a-spicy," shove you onto the BED, then slob on your CORKSCREW until you're SPITTING and SCREAMING.

Check the temperature of bath to make sure you dont steam yourself

Ciel wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 3:41 pm Check the temperature of bath to make sure you dont steam yourself

You check the temperature with grace and precision like the REFINED DUCK you are.

It's perfect. Absolutely perfect. You'll not so easily STEAM, BLANCH, or BOIL yourself with this particular vat of liquid today.

Now is the time. The bath must commence. Use the bar of soap and clean as thoroughly as possible with this antiquated cleaning mechanism. Soak, lather, rinse. These green lines that follow you shall be eliminated so your quest may begin.

saverofhumens wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2026 5:14 pm Now is the time. The bath must commence. Use the bar of soap and clean as thoroughly as possible with this antiquated cleaning mechanism. Soak, lather, rinse. These green lines that follow you shall be eliminated so your quest may begin.

You have successfully exchanged your DUCK MUSK for a SOAPY FILM that'll drive you crazy for the next few hours.

You're so easily WORKED UP, but admiring the SOFT CURVES of your RUBBER DUCKY brings you peace unimagined. You have half a mind to spend a great deal of your evening marinating in the tub. After all, you know for certain that you have an abundance of time to kill before that BROAD shows up for DINNER.

Pretend the rubber ducky is a monster that's eating all of the bubbles but you are able to defeat it and save the rest of the bubbles