Oops.
Looks like you forgot to do the POCKET SHUFFLE before storing the BINOCULARS. You are now 25 cents poorer.
It seems the universe itself has decreed ANNO persona non grata within the sweet and refreshing FLAVOR REALM contained within every single frosty unit of DR PHD. A REALM which seems ever more distant by the minute.
If you're lucky, the quarter will later show up somewhere ARBITRARILY CONVENIENT. Next to a soda machine, perhaps.