This time, you remember to do the POCKET SHUFFLE and mindfully remove the piece of CANDY from your LEFT POCKET before replacing it with the POCKET KNIFE.
The POCKET KNIFE seems permanently stuck in the "open" position.
Better hope you don't make any funny moves and slice up something by accident. Despite your VIOLENT URGES, you strive only to cut with GREAT INTENTION.
...You wonder if you should be allowed to possess any kind of BLADED WEAPON.